i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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