Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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