You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He has the fingertips of a God
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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