Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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