I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We got so high we made milksteak
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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