What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
