I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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