It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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