i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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