ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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