Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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