i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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