My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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