Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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