Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Houston, we have a squirter
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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