How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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