Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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