Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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