I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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