I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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