Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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