she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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