I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize