as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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