Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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