I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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