Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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