Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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