They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
only if we run a train.
done.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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