Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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