I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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