it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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