Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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