we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
MIDGETS
????
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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