You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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