So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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