You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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