I looked at my own cervix.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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