Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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