They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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