After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
