I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I stole a fireplace last night.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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