Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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