But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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