Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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