It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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