Will you blow on my dice?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i jhust puked up my retainher.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize