youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
