You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No subtext here. People are naked.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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