I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I supernannyed him into submission
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
