why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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