Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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